Meet Jeremy Jumper! Jeremy is a beautiful deep brown dog who clearly feels the cold, which is why he wears a lovely thick rainbow-coloured jumper. He tells me that the jumper is removable but declined to allow me to take his photograph without it on, asserting that he isn’t that kind of dog…

Jeremy is 12 inches tall (approximately, of course) and 14 inches long. He looks forward to joining your family… as long as your central heating is on, of course…